This is just a quick story about how my brain works. If you nod your head while watching this, you must know me pretty well.

(This is a flash video that I don't feel like converting and uploading to YouTube. It was pretty boring anyway.

At first, I had a typo that said proof that I'm alice. Rest assured, though, I'm not Alice. I'm Dave.

I tried to get this to embed, but it didn't work. It's still hilarious even if you have to click:

Click here!

The light streaming through my window this morning made a mezmerizing effect.

I haven't done one of these in a while. Probably because it's a hassle.

And, upon watching the video, I saw that I'd said MisunderstoodGirl when I meant to say MixedSignalGirl. Not that I don't also miss MisunderstoodGirl, it's just that she's not one of the first people who came to mind.

I took a stupid quiz on facebook tonight. This is the video version of my answers.

The hard part is thinking of something to type before and after the videos.

I need to make it easier to convert videos for the web. Then maybe I'd do more of these. It's kinda fun to ramble into the camera.

Here I go again. Watch the two prior videos first.

Sometimes I don't seem to be able to shut up.

I haven't done one of these in a long time. And, apparently, I talk really fast. Try to keep up, please.

I'm just trying something here. I got a new webcam.

It's been cold here for a week, and rainy all day long, so I started a fire. My first one of the season.

It's a fake log, but still a real fire, so I like it.

There is no sound.

I was checking out HarpO's videos and, while I knew that I could never compete with the harp playing, I felt that I could give the highway traffic videos a run for their money.

So here are some birds, with background audio of me talking to SassyGirl on the phone.

I've been working on embedding videos, and I guess it's time to test it in public.

I don't sing, and I don't dance. What I do is shoot pool and drink beer. Since a video of me drinking beer would be quite boring except to my most devout stalkers, here is a video of me shooting pool and almost accomplishing something.

Please let me know if it displays okay. This requires Flash 8 I guess. And probably a broadband connection.