posted by dave on Monday, May 4, 2009 at 11:53 PM in category quickies
This just in...
The Reds suck.
Question
I know my reason for being here, but what's yours? When you figure that out, we should talk.
Honesty
The bartenders here are a gazillion times prettier than the ones at Rich O's.
Timing
Now I'm at Jack's. The kitchen closed five minutes ago. Crap.
Memories
They kill me, and they give me life. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Oops
I might be dying now.
Yay!
HatGirl is coming here! Yay!
In case you were wondering
1/2 liter = 16.9 fluid ounces
Now
I'm at Rich O's. I don't know why, I guess just for a change of pace.
Thursday
Getting my pussy shaved Thursday. You know that you care.
Why?
Why is it that old women find me so damn irresistible?
Yuck
Cake sounds yucky right now.
So far so good
Getting angry would be easy. Too easy. I don't want this to be easy. I want it to be hard. I want to suffer.
Progress
At Rich O's now. I don't know why.
Grrr
It's the platitudes that I hate the most.
Nice
Lunch was nice. I'm at Sportstime now. Marzen is yummy.
Yay!
I get to have lunch with HatGirl!
Senile
For about the millionth time in a row, I forgot to buy toilet paper. Conservation is no longer an option, it's a necessity.
Awesome
It would have been awesome. I would have rocked her world.
Oscars
Baseball players are so funny sometimes. They're such bad actors.
Smiling
I just figured something out. I'm actually smiling now. Weird.
Warning
If I'd had a crystal ball, back then, it wouldn't have changed a thing. I couldn't have changed a thing. I never had a choice.
Fun fun fun
Came back home, took a nap, now leaving again.
Funny
People named BJ crack me up.
Fickle
Changed my mind and came to Bearno's instead. They have Newcastle here.
