The other night, Saturday in fact...
First, HotEuchreGirl came in with her friend who's name I can never remember.
I said hello them, and HotEuchreGirl asked how LaptopGirl was doing.
"I have no idea," I answered. Partly because I had no idea, and partly because it was none of her business, but mostly because LaptopGirl gets mad at me when I admit to any knowledge of her existence.
Then, HotEuchreGirl's friend (HEGF) asked, "But aren't you dating LaptopGirl?!?"
Oh yeah, HEGF also bummed a cigarette off me, and hinted that she was very grateful.
Anyway, then NotHideousGirl came in and I gave her a hug and she sat next to me at the island.
I felt either a tap on my shoulder or a hand groping me. I wasn't sure which, and I was a little afraid to investigate.
"So is that your girlfriend?" HEGF asked me, indicating NotHideousgirl.
Then, a while later, we were all sitting at the island. HEGF was sitting next to HatGirl, and I heard her ask HatGirl, "Are you and Dave dating?"
The funny part was that HatGirl answered with, "Actually, I'm married."
Which didn't quite answer HEGF's question, I noticed.
Anyway, WTF was the deal with HEGF prying so deeply into my (lack of) love life?
Also, HotEuchreGirl looked very cute.