I'm still up. Glaring at my phone.
Funny and sweet and kinda gross, all at once.
(bottle). Black with thin tan head. Aroma of cola and roasted malts. Medium mouthfeel. Flavor same as the aroma, with a bit of a tingle to it. Good. I'd like to try this on tap.
If I don't get an answer, then that's an answer.
I don't know why I even bothered to try.
The race is on!
I don't like this game.
It's raining again.
(draft) Clear reddish bronze. Nice white head. Aroma of spices and maybe pumpkin. Medium mouthfeel. Tame flavor of assorted unidentifiable spices. A good beer.
"What'll it be then? Your 11,568th pint of the usual, or a life changing experience?"
The bartender here is too hot.
(draft) Black with thin beige head. Strong aroma of malts, dark chocolate, and licorice. Thick and chewy mouthfeel. Flavor intense and lasting, mostly of roasted malts. Very good.
I'm bored. I'm going to go back to that Archer's place and glare at my phone there for a while.
Why do the football weirdoes always clap and high-five each other? My theory is that it's because they suck.
I'm too far away, for too long. It's too much.
(draft) Clear Bronzish copper. Nice balanced aroma. Flavor a little subdued. Like a mild Alt-style beer. Decent.
(draft) Black with a decent tan head. Weak aroma of burnt malts. Flavor burnt, but weak enough to make it barely good.
(draft) Clear dark brown. Minimal head. Strange aroma of malts and hops. Flavor of cola and malts. Very dry finish. Decent.
(draft) Clear dark gold. Thin whitish head. Hoppy aroma. Tastes like aluminum. Disgusting.
Watching the new Star Trek movie. At least one thing I bought at Best Buy works.
Does the 5-second-rule count if the pretzel lands on the sock you removed after wearing it all day?
(draft) Very dark brown. Nice beige head. Subdued aroma of burnt malts. Medium mouthfeel. Flavor of roasted malts, almost acrid, but still very good. Maybe a touch of chocolate and licorice, too.
Am I craving a nice Belgian, or an Alaskan Smoked Porter?
The dude next to me is drinking a Coors Light, despite all the real beers available. His wife is drinking a mint julep.
It just took me 25 minutes to park. And it's raining again. And I'm parked about 500 yards away. And I keep forgetting to order my beer in an unfrosted glass. That's important to us beer snobs.
Restraint going bye-bye..
Spicy chicken and brocolli alfredo. Incredible.