Tonight I took two stupid surveys on facebook. Here's the first one:
What is you're name?
Duh.
Age?
Yes.
What color hair do you have?
Blonde with a little gray.
What nationailty are you?
U.S.
What are you doing this weekend?
I have no idea.
Ever laughed so hard you cried?!
Yes.
How's your day so far?
Long.
What are you wearing?
Clothes.
What is your best friends name?
HatGirl.
Single or Taken?
Given, but not taken.
Ever been out of the country?
Yes.
What was the last thing you laughed at?
I can't remember.
What was the last thing you cried about?
Same thing as always.
Special Talents?
I can shoot pool pretty well.
What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
When's your birthday?
February 20.
Any siblings?
Two sisters, both younger.
What's behind you?
A lot of years.
What color is youre shirt right now?
Graye.
Who was the last person you shared a kiss with? (Ever have ur 1st Kiss?)
None of your business. (Yes)
What is to the left of you?
A wall.
What is to the right of you?
These questions are stupid. There's a bed to my right, okay?
Any plans for tonight?
Nope.
Should you be doing something right now, instead of taking this survey?
Slitting my wrists would be more fun.
Who do you love the most?
She knows who she is.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
What is youre biggest fear?
It's either giving up, or not giving up. It fluctuates.
The last person you held hands with....what is youre relationship with them now?
Hmmm, probably SneakyGirl. We're friendly exes.
Did you like this survey even one bit?
Not at all. I'm going to have to take another one to wash away the taste of this one.
This was the second stupid survey:
What is your favorite hobby?
Shooting pool.
If you have a force of habbit what is it?
Spelling words correctly.
What is your favorite TV show?
I think Lost.
What is your favorite quote?
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire
What is your favorite movie?
I don't think I could pick just one.
If your a child what do you want to be when you grow up?
I'm not a child.
Whose your best friend?
HatGirl.
Are you friendly or are you unfriendly?
I'm a dick.
Do you like Twilight or Harry Potter?
Neither one especially. I've never seen the former.
Do you like drama, comedy,or scary.
Comedies, I think.
Whichever one you picked what do you like about it movies, books,(etc.)
This survey sucks, too.
What is your religion?
Not applicable. Was raised Methodist.
If your an adult what is your career?
Computer consultant.
What is your favorite cartoon?
Pink Panther.
How old are you?
Enough.
Are you scared of anything?
Spiders and bees.
Do you like wrestling?
Doing it, no. Watching it, I used to be a fan.
Are you interested in crime TV shows?
I like some of them.
Did you like this survey?
It was almost as stupid as the last survey I took.