posted by dave on Saturday, June 5, 2010 at 10:51 AM in category quickies
Der
The dude tried to sell me 80,000 mile tires for a car with 122,000 miles on it.
Yay!
I get my new waterbed Sunday!
Fine
Be that fucking way.
Dammit
I miss her. It doesn't even matter who "her" refers to. I miss them all.
Uh oh
I'm thinking about stuff again.
Wet
Now my kitchen floor has water all over it. Grrrrrr.
Time
Goodnight, cruel world. My sheets won't tangle themselves.
Should
I should stop glaring at my phone. After that, I should start shitting gold nuggets. After that, I should cure cancer and initiate world peace.
Der
Then I said that maybe us seeing each other wouldn't be a good idea. That was a really stupid thing to say.
Breeze
The commute was a breeze today, in both directions. I wish it could be like that everyday.
Small world
Was walking down the hall, and ran into FirstLady. Turns out we now work at the same place.
Okay
That was probably the most fucked up request ever almost made of me.
Something
Something is happening, or has happened. I don't like it.
Question
The question is: What do we do about it?
Wildfire
The neighbor's horse is loose again. It's a nice horse.
Again
Restraining myself again. Trying to be a good guy. It hardly seems worth the effort sometimes.
Try
We'll have to try it out, as soon as it arrives.
Cute
Oh no! What happened? To you?!?
Meanwhile
I'm very excited about tomorrow!
Wondering
I wonder if I'm going to put her picture up, with all the others, at my new desk tomorrow. I probably won't know until I get there.
Irritated
I used to only fear the worst, now I assume it. This irritates me.
Yay!
Pizza night!
Nice
I nearly drowned leaving the mall, and I've got eyestrain from glaring at my phone, but I've had a nice day.
Priceless
Little remote-controlled helicopter: $40. Six AA batteries: $6.50. The look
on my cats' faces as the thing flew around the room: Priceless.
Lardo
Today, I get to go shopping for some work clothes. That would maybe be fun,
except I've got to go up an inch in waist size.
Odds
There are about a million ways tonight could have been different, and all but three or four would have been better.
Instead
Instead of Everest, I made the trek to Rich O's. It's less arduous, and safer.
Wish me luck
I'm watching Everest Beyond the Limit on Netflix. It's cool. Now I want to go climb Mt. Everest. I can probably make it back in time for work Tuesday.
Again
I find myself very unmotivated. I have shit to do today, dammit!
Greenage
The sky is really green now.
