The dude tried to sell me 80,000 mile tires for a car with 122,000 miles on it.
I get my new waterbed Sunday!
Be that fucking way.
I miss her. It doesn't even matter who "her" refers to. I miss them all.
I'm thinking about stuff again.
Now my kitchen floor has water all over it. Grrrrrr.
Goodnight, cruel world. My sheets won't tangle themselves.
I should stop glaring at my phone. After that, I should start shitting gold nuggets. After that, I should cure cancer and initiate world peace.
Then I said that maybe us seeing each other wouldn't be a good idea. That was a really stupid thing to say.
The commute was a breeze today, in both directions. I wish it could be like that everyday.
Was walking down the hall, and ran into FirstLady. Turns out we now work at the same place.
That was probably the most fucked up request ever almost made of me.
Something is happening, or has happened. I don't like it.
The question is: What do we do about it?
The neighbor's horse is loose again. It's a nice horse.
Restraining myself again. Trying to be a good guy. It hardly seems worth the effort sometimes.
We'll have to try it out, as soon as it arrives.
Oh no! What happened? To you?!?
I'm very excited about tomorrow!
I wonder if I'm going to put her picture up, with all the others, at my new desk tomorrow. I probably won't know until I get there.
I used to only fear the worst, now I assume it. This irritates me.
I nearly drowned leaving the mall, and I've got eyestrain from glaring at my phone, but I've had a nice day.
Little remote-controlled helicopter: $40. Six AA batteries: $6.50. The look
on my cats' faces as the thing flew around the room: Priceless.
Today, I get to go shopping for some work clothes. That would maybe be fun,
except I've got to go up an inch in waist size.
There are about a million ways tonight could have been different, and all but three or four would have been better.
Instead of Everest, I made the trek to Rich O's. It's less arduous, and safer.
I'm watching Everest Beyond the Limit on Netflix. It's cool. Now I want to go climb Mt. Everest. I can probably make it back in time for work Tuesday.
I find myself very unmotivated. I have shit to do today, dammit!
The sky is really green now.