Today, we saw a weird thing.
In the middle of Bumfuck, Indiana, about halfway between Georgetown and the middle of nowhere, there was a dude. Walking fairly quickly along the side of the road. Dragging a mattress.
It was one of those air-filled mattresses. I don't know if that makes it more or less weird.
I wish we'd thought to stop and take pictures and ask the dude WTF.
I bet it was a really fascinating story.
Now we'll never know.