My foot squeaks when I walk. My right foot, specifically. The heel of my right foot, more specifically.
When I take a step, the heel of my foot rubs against the inside of my shoe, and it squeaks.
It's driving me crazy. Not just the noise, which I'm convinced everyone in the building can hear, but also that it's only my right foot.
I mean, why not my left? Why not both?
I must walk weird. Or maybe my right foot is horribly misshapen or something.
I've heard that sometimes freaks like me can get jobs at carnivals.