I'm just so damn mean.
In my head at least. To others I think I'm usually a pretty nice person.
But in my head...damn.
The things that pop into my head, usually when I'm trying to be funny, would no doubt be met with jaws agape and maybe even slaps were I to ever utter them out loud.
Not yet, but just wait a few years.
Man, that is just an awful thing to think...
Funny, but awful.