(This entry is in no way related to the previous one. Seriously.)

I decided today that I needed to get myself an enemy.

My life has been sorely lacking in enemies for as long as I can remember. Sure, I've had my little spats and my occasional tiffs, but true enemies have been very few and very far apart.

I'm not talking about my shit-list here, wherein people are added and subtracted, elevated and demoted, depending on my mood and my current level of pissedoffedness. I'm talking about actual tried and true enemies. People that have managed to prove to me that they're beyond mere dislike, beyond the point where I can simply ignore them. These are the people that I actually wish would drop from the face of the Earth. And land on a bunch of shit-covered spikes.

The sooner the better.

Today, I picked myself an enemy. It really wasn't that difficult of a choice. This asshole has been nothing but a thorn in my side since the day I met him. This asshole has such a high opinion of himself that it makes everyone around him sick just talking to him. This asshole has had so many things in life just handed to him that he's come to believe that he has a God-given right to everything he wants. And to everything anyone else wants. It's all his.

This asshole thinks he won, but he didn't win shit. He twisted, he corrupted, he rewrote reality into something wherein he gets to be the best.

Someday his facade will be torn away, and he will be revealed as the small-minded little-dicked waste of flesh that he really is.

On that day I will laugh my ass off. I hope I'm there to see it.