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stalker quiz
posted by dave on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 5:26 AM in category general

how much do you stalk me?

If I accidentally set my house on fire, but I still had some time to react, how many creatures would die? (Only count humans and pets) (difficulty: hard)
One
Two
Three
Four or More
How many times do I hit the snooze bar in the morning? (difficulty: hard)
Three
Two
One
Zero! I just jump out of bed, ready to go!
What is my "Desert Island Beer?" (difficulty: medium)
Falls City
Guinness
Delirium Tremens
Beer? Yuck!
Which TWO things do I really hate? (difficulty: easy)
Crowds
Brunettes Wearing Glasses
Cute Fuzzy Kittens
Long Lines
What words do I usually utter every time I pull into my driveway? (difficulty: medium)
Whew! I Made it!
Poor Spooky Kitty
Home Sweet Home
How the HELL did I get back here already?
What, in my opinion, are women's sexiest physical attribute? (difficulty: easy)
Butt
Breasts
Legs
Eyes
What, in my opinion, are women's sexiest mental attribute? (difficulty: medium)
Intelligence
Humor
Friendliness
Empathy
In an average month, how often do I get drunk? (difficulty: easy)
Never
A few times
Maybe a dozen
Just once, but it lasts all month
Which of the following pisses me off the MOST when I go to Rich O's? (difficulty: medium)
Strangers sitting in the living room area
People eating at the bar
People that hide the ashtrays
There not being any good beer available
Which of the following attributes do I detest the most in a person? (difficulty: easy)
Self-importance
Snobbiness
Cruelty
Stupidity
BONUS: How do you pronounce the name SILTZ? (difficulty: easy)
There's an invisible "T" after the "S" so it's pronounced like STILTS.
The "L" is in the wrong place. It's pronounced SLITS.
Trust me, it's pronounced SITES.
Exactly the way it's fucking spelled.


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