There's this thing that I want.
This desire started, I dunno, maybe last Wednesday or so. And it's become stronger every minute of every hour of every day since then.
I actually want one so badly that I've found myself tempted to ask for it here in this journal. I know that several of these things must exist - I only want one. I'll even settle for a copy of one.
I know that there are probably several of my readers that can get one for me. I mean local readers, not the ones scattered all over creation.
I really can't just ask though. It wouldn't be proper at all. I'm thinking that I may try to trick someone into giving me one.
Somebody here in New Albany might be, right now, reading this entry while in possession of that which I crave. If you're out there, and you've been reading me long enough, you may even be able to guess what it is that I want.
If you're out there, and you have one, why not help a guy out?