Yesterday, I went driving.
First, I went to get my oil changed in my truck.
Then I went out to my sister's house to see her new kitten.
Then I hit the road.
After about six hours of driving, I ended up in downtown Louisville. A mere five miles from my home. I obviously took the scenic route.
So at a little after 7:00 I was sitting in this place called The Dark Star and I was eating a yummy cheeseburger and drinking a yummy BBC Jefferson's Reserve Bourbon Barrel Stout (314), and the cast of all the Batman movies walked in.
There was Batman, and Catwoman, and The Joker, and Two-Face, and some harlequin chick that I guess was one of the Joker's henchmen.
Catwoman and the harlequin chick were hot. All of the costumes were great.
After I'd finished my meal and my beer I walked up the street to The Pub and had a couple of Newcastles (2626) and I wrote down all of the costumes that I saw. You should be aware that some of these might not have been actual costumes. Those characters marked with an * are the ones that might have been real:
- The Blues Brothers
- Stupid Hairstyle Guy *
- Active Herpes Outbreak Girl *
- Joe Dirt
- Kermit (or, Green Tights Dude with Frog-Shaped Tumor On His Head)
- Terrorist (had a bomb in his turban, how original)
- Hot Rasta Girl
- Security Guard *
- Prostitute *
- Hot Pirate Girl
- Fat Bumblebee Girl
- Assorted Zombies
- Living Crocodile Hunter
- Dead Crocodile Hunter
- Nacho Libre
- Assorted Faeries
- Stick Up Her Ass Girl *
- Cute Devil Girl (my waitress)
- Rambette (like Rambo but a girl)
- Green Dude In A Suit (maybe an alien?)
- Vampire Couple
- World's Gayest Guy *
- Assorted Sexy Nurses
- World's Ugliest Cheerleader
- Goth Girl
- Orange Pants Faggot *
- Joe Dirt (another one)
- Fatass Ex-Jock Guy *
- Assorted Evil Clowns
- Assorted Non-Evil Clowns
- Striped Shirt Girl
- Skinhead Punks *
- Gay Black Uncle Sam (his description)
- Really Tall Skull Dude
- Little Miss Muffet
- Bloody Surgeon
- Hot Navy Girl
- Hot Army Girl
- Hot Burkha Girl
- Assorted Cute Princesses
At 10:00 or so, my phone vibrated.
They were at Rich O's.
So I went there. Out on the street there were a gazillion more people in costumes, but I didn't stop to write any of them down or I'd still be writing.
Oh yeah, I'd talked to this one zombie at The Pub and he gave me a beer shirt and a free glass to give to HatGirl. I had to lie and say that they were for my girlfriend, but the sheer joy in HatGirl's eyes when I gave her those gifts - well it was certainly worth a little fib.
When I got to Rich O's I got to sit on the throne because TallLady had just left. I knew this because I'd talked to her in the parking lot. There were some girls I didn't recognize scattered around the living room. They might have been cute but I wouldn't know because HatGirl was at the kiddie table.
I had myself a Diet Coke and talked to HatGirl and LuckyFucker for a while. I got NotHideousGirl's phone number from HatGirl, but it might have been a fake number because I sent a test text message and I've recieved no response.
Then after HatGirl and LuckyFucker left I talked to WomanRepellant for a while.
Then I came home.