Tonight is was totally crowded as fuck. There was no good beer on tap. So I stuck to girlie beers.
The highlight of the night, by far, was ThatOneHotGirl.
I wish I'd learned her name. So I'd know what to scream later as I totally ravished her in my dreams.
After ThatOneHotGirl left, Rich O's went back to its regular sausage-fest mode. I became bored very quickly.
I texted HatGirl, but she's sick. I texted NotHideousGirl, but she's totally too smart to get trapped in my web. I emailed RockGirl, but she's 712 miles away.
So I just came home.
It was either that, or do something totally stupid involving someone who's totally better off without me.
Luckily the girlie beers I drank tonight prevented total stupidity.