posted by dave on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 at 8:32 PM in category daily
A typical day at work for me:
Coworker #1: Dave, you're fucking awesome.
Coworker #2: You just saved my project again, Dave. Thank you so much.
Coworker #3: Dave, whatever they're paying you, it's not enough. You're irreplaceable.
A typical performance review day at work for me:
Boss #1: You suck, Dave. I'd kill you right now if I wasn't worried about staining my clothes.
Boss #2: What was your name again? Are you sure you work here?
Boss #3: I think I stepped in some dog shit. Oh, wait, it's just you.
