Okay, I have a confession to make.
I have a difficult time picturing how big 4,000 acres is. But they keep talking on the radio about this fire somewhere. They keep saying that it's 4,000 acres big but I can't picture what that really means.
I mean, I know what one acre is. It's the size of half my yard - the part without the trees. Then, if I take all of my property, that's two acres.
But 4,000 acres?
Who talks like that?
A quick trip to the Internet tells me that 4,000 acres is 6.25 square miles. That's a little easier for me to understand.
Some quick mental calculation tells me that 6.25 square miles is the equivalent of a square that's 2.5 miles on each side.
Now that I can definitely understand. And I would venture to guess that most people could understand those terms a lot more easily than 4,000 acres.
Except for farmers I guess.
So why do they keep referring to the size of this fire in acres?
I think it's because it sounds more impressive to say 4,000 than to say 6.25.
But, if that's the reason, then why don't they just say that the thing is 174,240,000 square feet, or 25,090,560,000 square inches in size?
Either of those would be much more impressive and scary-sounding than a measly 4,000 acres.
Come to think of it, why don't men measure their penises in millimeters for the same reason?