This morning, at a meeting, they had breakfast for us. Not that it did me any good. I'd already had breakfast.
But it did provide a bit of comic relief, because everyone was eating strawberries with a knife and fork. One person started it, and before long everyone was doing the same weird thing.
It was a very Seinfeldian experience.
Eating strawberries with a knife and fork is just wrong. They should either be eaten with the fingers, or as I prefer it, smashed onto the belly of a beautiful woman and then licked off.
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NotHideousGirl and I had lunch again today. I had a Newcastle and a half (6233) and a piece of fish. She had fries.
We've been working on a new code to use between us. Those things that she says all the time, she can just save her breath and just hold up one through five fingers. For example, one finger means that she's sleepy. If we ever progress beyond five common phrases, she'll have to switch to gang signs or something.
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I completely forgot to give NotHideousGirl shit about her MySpace survey thingy. It's totally full of trick questions.
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WeirdGirl has decided to give her ex-boyfriend another go. I wish them well, but I'm not particularly optimistic for them. I've heard too many bad stories about him.
Also, I guess now I get to start keeping track of the last time I got to have sex, and hope that the last time wasn't the last time.
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The new big thing at work is scheduling meetings that include lunch. I've tried to tell these people that I have a standing hot date at lunch, but I don't think they care.
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That's it for now.
