Hit the snooze, hit the snooze, hit the snooze.
Okay, fine. Get up, take a shower. Check email. Nothing.
Go to work.
Boring, boring boring, boring, Hey, it's AlliDay!
Boring, boring.
Lunch time, finally. Hi, AlliGirl!
Lunch is over.
Bye, AlliGirl!
Boring, boring, boring, boring.
Yay! I'm off work until Tuesday! Yay!
Nap time.
Hit the snooze, hit the snooze.
Okay, fine. Get up, take a shower. Check email. Nothing.
Go to Rich O's.
Boring, boring.
LaptopGirl is here!
Yay!
She smiled at me!
Yay!
LaptopGirl is gone now.
Boo!
Boring, boring, boring, boring.
TremensGirl is hot.
Boring, boring, boring.
Go home.
Check email. Hey, there's one from HatGirl!
Yay!
Compose a drunken reponse to HatGirl.
Is it too much?
Nope, it's safe. Send it.
Write a stupid entry.