So the other day I was asked to provide an example of my weirdness. I provided an example at that time, and I wrote about it here.
And now, at great risk to my already fragile reputation, I will now give another example of my weirdness.
This was Wednesday night. I got this really stupid fantasy in my head. I was sitting out on my swing, enjoying a lovely Marzen (3579), and I thought that my phone might ring. Never mind that it was very late at night - it was my really stupid fantasy, and so the time was pretty much irrelevant.
Anyway, my phone never rang. So I got more and more antsy about it, and I did something stupid.
I sent an email.
Surely, I thought, Surely now my phone will ring to either indicate an incoming email or a text message or a phone call.
But alas, my phone sat silent beside me on my swing. Mocking me with its silence. My phone is so mean sometimes.
Then, at about 2:30 in the morning, I began to feel tired. I needed to go into my house and get some sleep, but I still had that really stupid fantasy in my head. And in that really stupid fantasy, see, I was outside when my phone rang. So, I figured, if I went inside my house, I'd be giving up on my really stupid fantasy.
Well, I didn't want to give up on the thing. It was a nice really stupid fantasy. I didn't want to go into my house and go to bed and give up on it.
So, brilliant tactician that I am, I went and got my tent and my sleeping bag and my pillow. I set up camp in my backyard, and I slept out there.
But I never gave up on my really stupid fantasy. Because I'm all stubborn and shit.