Yesterday HatGirl asked me if I was going to some Cabbage Patch auction and, if so, did I want a date.
I told her that a Cabbage Patch auction was probably just about the gayest thing I'd ever heard of, and that even with a hot girl in tow, it would still be too gay. I figured that I'd probably need at least three hot girls with me to counter the gayness. I mean, what if somebody saw me there?
See, I was thinking about the dolls. I was thinking that they were going to auction off Cabbage Patch dolls.
That would be pretty gay, right?
Well I guess it's just a regular auction, and Cabbage Patch is the name of the organization holding the auction. They help kids or something.
I'm still not going.