NotHideousGirl is here!
This dude who should know better just asked me if LaptopGirl was still dating HatGirl. They're straight, so the answer is no. That would be hot, though.
I'm tired of all these looks of pity. Celebrate with me that I'm still breathing, don't commiserate with me over the effort that breathing takes.
Traffic sucked in both directions today.
I finally remembered to pay my trash bill today. You know you care.
Okay, I'm not bored anymore. I found something that's broken!
I'm incredibly bored right now.
Every time I think I've figured out the rules, they change on me.
Stores should have a different line for lottery people. That way they'd get
out of my way.
Dammit, I actually had stupid hope tonight. That was stupid of me.
There is most certainly a rule. It's implied by the explicit rule, but it's no less mandatory. So there.
Every day after work I have the same decision to make, and I always make the
same one. I don't know why I persist in calling it a decision.
The reason I'm not bothered by this is that it's not being done to
me, it's being done despite me. There's a huge difference.
The moral to this story is shut up.
There is a moral to this story somewhere. If I figure it out, I'll let you
Slept for 10 hours. I figure that was more productive than glaring at my
phone for the same amount of time would have been.
It was nice, a million years ago. I'd never want to go back, though. Too many predators.
Well that was fun and educational. It was funducational, I suppose.
How one-sided do you need things to be?
I miss that kid. We were buddies.
Okay, what the fuck was that about?
I'm thinking that this camel's back might have finally broken.
They keep arriving earlier and earlier.