posted by dave on Monday, August 24, 2009 at 11:49 AM in category daily

So I didn't go out of town over the weekend. Not unless you count my trips to Louisville on Friday and Saturday nights. And I don't count Louisville, just to be clear. Especially since I don't remember much about Friday night. I think there was Jager involved. Then last night I went to Jack's with OddlyFamiliarGirl, and Jack's definitely doesn't count.

I didn't go anywhere, but I managed to get myself a little refrigerator and some new shoes. So that was cool. Especially the fridge. Get it?

And now I'm faced with a decision. I spent eight months with basically no food in my house because I had no cold place in which to store it. Now I've got such a place, but there's very little room. After filling the thing with beer, there's enough room for maybe a couple of large pizzas, and that's it. The freezer part of the thing might hold a box of Hot Pockets, if I use a hammer.

Tonight I'm thinking that I'll go to the store and get some food. But I don't know what to get. Maybe some cheese.

I never said this would be interesting.

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You mean you dont remember Julie and me having our way with you? Im crushed.

I'm pretty sure I'd remember something like that, All I really remember from your place was your cat deciding that my neck would be a good place to sleep.

No I mean at the dive when we shotgunned you all that jager.

Oh, that. I could never forget such touching acts of generosity. Warmed my heart, really.

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