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posted by dave on Wednesday, September 1, 2010 at 11:55 AM in category pictures, quickies
Cool
I'm wooking at wions.
posted by dave at 11:55 AM on Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Dammit
I feel sad this morning. I don't know why. My life is fucking perfect.
posted by dave at 9:17 AM on Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Magic
Wifey worked her magic and got us great seats for Believe!
posted by dave at 7:58 PM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Tall
posted by dave at 10:44 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Offended
I get offended when the skanky big fat hog hookers proposition me.
posted by dave at 5:43 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Darn
posted by dave at 4:02 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Awake
I had a bad dream. Serves me right. I've been ignoring the problem for too long. Pretending it doesn't exist. So it haunts my dreams.
posted by dave at 3:53 AM on Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Magnetic
I am a magnet for hookers and drunken idiots.
posted by dave at 6:06 PM on Monday, August 30, 2010
Moylan's Kilt Lifter Scottish Ale
(Draft) Clear dark copper. Medium tan head. Malty aroma. Strong malty aroma, maybe a little molasses. Decent.
posted by dave at 1:03 PM on Monday, August 30, 2010
Wondering
I'm always wondering about the other people at the bar at these early hours. I mean, are they still up from last night, or are they, like me, victims of a time zone different than this one?
posted by dave at 6:50 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010
Fail
Right after I posted that last quickie, the pickup guy left with both girls. Good for him, I thought. But now the two girls have returned alone. Poor pickup guy.
posted by dave at 6:39 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010
Style
Now I'm down at this bar watching these pickup guys work on these two hot girls. I really like one guy's style. I'm finding myself rooting for him.
posted by dave at 6:36 AM on Monday, August 30, 2010
Raw
I got talked into trying six kinds of sushi. I still don't really like it.
posted by dave at 7:42 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Der
We just stumped the piano dudes.
posted by dave at 5:18 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Dueling
These guy play piano a million times better than they sing, and even that's not saying much.
posted by dave at 4:39 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Weird
It's been six months, but it's like I never left. I can't wait to see my wife!
posted by dave at 12:13 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Test
My phone is being weird about email.
posted by dave at 12:11 PM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Prelude
I'm in an actual decent mood. I'm hopeful that this is a prelude to excitement!
posted by dave at 6:26 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Ugh
Up and at 'em, I suppose.
posted by dave at 4:25 AM on Sunday, August 29, 2010
Grrr
I can't find the doohickey!
posted by dave at 10:12 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Those cats were fast as lightning
Picklepie got into a fight with the neighbor's cat, Pete Jr. I got them separated, suffering only a few major lacerations in the process.
posted by dave at 7:37 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Verdict
I've had better. I've had worse. I wish I'd had some chopsticks.
posted by dave at 2:55 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Hypothetical answer
I don't care.
posted by dave at 2:39 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Hypothetical question
What if Everyone On Earth has been right, all this time?
posted by dave at 2:08 PM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Last
I think this is the last chance, for either of us.
posted by dave at 10:48 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Perhaps
I suppose I should start thinking about packing.
posted by dave at 9:39 AM on Saturday, August 28, 2010
Dammit
So there.
posted by dave at 8:23 PM on Friday, August 27, 2010
Idea
OtherDave had a fantastic idea. I'm going to take it and run with it.
posted by dave at 6:37 PM on Friday, August 27, 2010
Weird
There's a helicopter circling overhead. That's always a good sign, right?
posted by dave at 11:00 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010
Why?
Why is standing-up dude always standing? To confuse me, I think.
posted by dave at 9:47 AM on Friday, August 27, 2010
Oops
posted by dave at 9:49 PM on Thursday, August 26, 2010
Damn
For a second there, I was okay. But, as soon as I noticed it, it was over.
posted by dave at 9:37 PM on Thursday, August 26, 2010
Cool
I got a new Blackberry Torch today.
posted by dave at 8:44 PM on Thursday, August 26, 2010
Okay
He was outside this morning, and very glad to see me!
posted by dave at 7:28 AM on Thursday, August 26, 2010
Concerned
I haven't seen PicklePie since this morning.
posted by dave at 10:58 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Yippee
Five strippers, three old women, and an ex-girlfriend.
posted by dave at 10:52 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Guarantee
They're giving me a guarantee. Well, I guarantee that I just wasted my money.
posted by dave at 10:01 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Gay
So, this place turns into a gay bar on January 1st.
posted by dave at 5:59 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Hmmm
I miss WomanRepellant. He would be just as disgusted by this as I am.
posted by dave at 5:49 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Sad
I'm suddenly sad. For some reason. Or lots of reasons. I can't tell.
posted by dave at 5:36 PM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
One
There's one thing that never fails to piss me off. I should probably get over it.
posted by dave at 11:38 AM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Believe
Going to see Criss Angel Believe again next week.
posted by dave at 11:00 AM on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Hmmm
Okay, I guess that was it for the day. Goodnight then.
posted by dave at 10:41 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010
................................................
posted by dave at 9:29 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Sucks
It sucks that we've fallen this far.
posted by dave at 6:03 PM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Oops
In my semi-rush to get out the door this morning, I totally forgot to take my allergy medicine. I can definitely feel the effects of that oversight.
posted by dave at 9:48 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Late
So I just got to my parking lot. I want to get here by 7:15. I guess I'll try again tomorrow.
posted by dave at 7:46 AM on Tuesday, August 24, 2010
You're welcome
I keep knowing people who are sick. And I'm sick of them being sick. I demand that they all feel better..............NOW!
posted by dave at 11:11 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010
Neither
I wanted to stay. I wanted to go back. I did neither.
posted by dave at 10:59 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010
Maybe
Maybe we're all Truman.
posted by dave at 9:37 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010
Full
It looks like a full moon. I can recharge my rock when I get home.
posted by dave at 9:29 PM on Monday, August 23, 2010
Ugh
This morning is too early in the morning.
posted by dave at 5:49 AM on Monday, August 23, 2010
Useful
When this falls apart, that's when I'll be useful again. I guess I'll wait.
posted by dave at 9:08 PM on Sunday, August 22, 2010
Shams
My new bedding, gray with dark gray stripes, came with shams. Shams means it's gay, right? Now I have to buy more bedding, right?
posted by dave at 7:39 PM on Sunday, August 22, 2010
Tomorrow
Tomorrow I'm getting a new Blackberry, and I'm switching to Verizon. I'm not excited.
posted by dave at 7:20 PM on Sunday, August 22, 2010
Really
I could really use a bottle, or ten, of Alaskan Smoked Porter right about now.
posted by dave at 6:53 PM on Sunday, August 22, 2010
Ssssssss!
posted by dave at 10:33 AM on Sunday, August 22, 2010
Climb every mountain
Today, I have a boring, but very important mission. I need to buy hangers. Lots and lots of hangers. This is likely to be the highlight of my day.
posted by dave at 9:06 AM on Sunday, August 22, 2010
He's taken over my foot-rest
posted by dave at 9:59 PM on Saturday, August 21, 2010
Wondering
I wonder how long they'll keep my picture up on the wall. I wonder who'll remember me the longest.
posted by dave at 4:40 PM on Saturday, August 21, 2010
Archimedes
Leveraging societal expectations of normalcy...
posted by dave at 3:48 PM on Saturday, August 21, 2010
Stupid
And so, it begins again.
posted by dave at 11:00 AM on Saturday, August 21, 2010
Nice
I had a nice dream about someone I haven't dreamed about in years.
posted by dave at 8:21 AM on Saturday, August 21, 2010
Pondering...
...onions.
posted by dave at 8:30 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Garage
RockGirl made me come out here. I couldn't decide, so she decided for me.
posted by dave at 7:45 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Uh-oh
Now I'm getting pissed.
posted by dave at 5:50 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Fair play
PearlGirl came in. I jumped and clapped when she came in.
posted by dave at 5:29 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Go!
And so, it begins...
posted by dave at 2:23 PM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Stolen from Slashdot
First they came for those who wanted more than 120 characters, but I did not speak out, because I did not want more tha
posted by dave at 10:44 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Aminoes
I like to get here early and watch the squirrels and rabbits frolic.
posted by dave at 7:42 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Parts
Part of me wants to write an blog entry now, but a bigger part of me wants to go outside and drink a Marzen.
posted by dave at 3:50 AM on Friday, August 20, 2010
Weird
I'm actually nervous...
posted by dave at 8:36 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010
Observation
I don't like guys who wear gay hats.
posted by dave at 6:43 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010
Grrr
Traffic was bad, so I got here late, but all the Thursday weirdoes got here early. That's probably because they don't have jobs.
posted by dave at 5:50 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010
Hippieness
It's a lifestyle, not an income level.
posted by dave at 3:43 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010
Official
It's official. I'm permanent starting Monday.
posted by dave at 1:13 PM on Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wish
I wish we could talk. I mean really talk.
posted by dave at 7:31 AM on Thursday, August 19, 2010
Zzzzz
Goodnight, cruel world.
posted by dave at 7:51 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Dammit
How did things get so fucked up?
posted by dave at 6:24 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010
As if
Wow, a preemptive cockblock.
posted by dave at 5:45 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Sign
I'm starving to death. I think that's a good sign.
posted by dave at 5:25 PM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Trade-off
I took a Claritin this morning. My head feels a little less concretey, but now I'm coughing.
posted by dave at 8:07 AM on Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Doors
If I took door number one, it would be seen as weird. If I took door number two, it might be seen as mean. So I think I'll take door number three, and just go to bed.
posted by dave at 7:53 PM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Choice
What if I had one? This thought is freaking me out.
posted by dave at 5:29 PM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Allergies
I feel like my entire body has been filled with cement, and it's hardening quickly.
posted by dave at 4:34 PM on Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Whoa
I just had a thought. This changes everything.
posted by dave at 9:55 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010
Off
Phone noises are off. Don't even bother. I'm sleeping, I hope.
posted by dave at 9:25 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010
Grrr
Got my 87th wind.
posted by dave at 8:02 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010
Goal
Going to try to stay awake until the sun goes down. I doubt I'll make it.
posted by dave at 5:32 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010
Zzzz
So very tired today...
posted by dave at 12:22 PM on Monday, August 16, 2010
Unavailable
I'll be in a meeting until 11:00 today, so don't freak out of I don't reply to emails or texts. This means you.
posted by dave at 8:12 AM on Monday, August 16, 2010
Grrr
They delayed Big Brother for golf. Fucking Golf?!? I didn't get it recorded. Now I have to wait for it to hit the internet.
posted by dave at 10:15 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Chillaxing
posted by dave at 9:42 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Old
Wow, I'm just physically and emotionally drained tonight. I'm actually feeling my age for once.
posted by dave at 9:36 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Grrr
I'm still going, though. Oh yes, I'm definitely still going.
posted by dave at 8:43 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Slim
It's the something else that keeps giving me stupid hope.
posted by dave at 4:43 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Pondering
Pondering apathy vs cruelty vs stupidity vs something else.
posted by dave at 4:35 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
Sarcasm
Oh goody, that one whore is here.
posted by dave at 3:23 PM on Sunday, August 15, 2010
First
I should put myself first for a while. I probably won't, but I should.
posted by dave at 9:48 PM on Saturday, August 14, 2010
Dude
The 1970s called, and they want their mirrored sunglasses back.
posted by dave at 9:11 PM on Saturday, August 14, 2010
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