So I was coming back into my building at work. Right when I started to open the door, a young girl screamed at the top of her lungs.
This was weird because I usually don't have quite that effect on young girls. Not quite.
After I'd had four or five heart attacks, and she'd probably peed her pants a little, she said that I'd startled her by going for the door at the same time as her.
At least that's what she said. So maybe it wasn't my hideous appearance.