A while ago, I mentioned that the board outside the New Albanian brewery listed their ConeSmoker beer, but no date.
I figured that this was done to annoy me.
Back on April 27th Roger, the owner of the place, wrote this in his blog entry about an ale festival to be held that weekend:
As NABC's contribution to the fest, and as befits our commitment to "go high, or go home," Brewmeister Jesse Williams is taking a few gallons each of our Hoptimus (Double IPA), Thunderfoot (Cherried Imperial Stout) and a special preview of the this year's edition of ConeSmoker.Okay, fine. The ConeSmoker is ready, but the people in Clarksville are more important than us Rich O's regulars, so we have to wait.
If you've never been to Rich O's you may not know this. Besides the main beer board out front, there's another board in the back. This second board is for the bartenders. It lists which beers are on which taps, and how many kegs of that beer are left in stock. It also lists which beer is scheduled to be up next on a given tap.
I've gotten into the habit of checking this secondary beer board for my information, mainly because I can read it from Rich O's proper without having to go out front where all the idiots are.
Last night, this is what I saw when I looked at that board.
Okay, I guess that's a pretty shitty picture.
What it says, down at the bottom, in a box labeled S7 I think, is ConeSmoker.
I immediately ran out front to make sure that I hadn't missed ConeSmoker being listed out there. Nope, it wasn't there.
So I asked the bartender, "Hey, what's the deal with having ConeSmoker on your board back there? Does that mean it's on and I'm wasting my brain cells on Smithwick's?"
The bartender assured me that it was not on tap.
So my questions for Roger are:
Why is it listed on your employees' board?
Why is it not available if this tap S7 is otherwise open?
Why must you tease me like this?