This image illustrates that point. Click on it for a larger version. It makes me grin. Especially number three. Yes, I'm a child. Tee-hee.
Anyway, the other night I had a brilliant idea. I was sitting at Jack's with OddlyFamiliarGirl, as that has become something of a Sunday-night habit lately, and I found myself in a familiar dilemma.
See, OddlyFamiliarGirl is very smart, and very talkative. This is a brutal combination. Quite often, I find myself listening intently to what she's saying, but listening so intently that I'm constantly forgetting the things I want to say. Then, when OddlyFamiliarGirl pauses to take a breath, I'm left with nothing with which to fill the silence.
Hence, my brilliant idea.
Frustrated with my nonexistent short-term memory, I asked for a piece of paper and a pen. With those things, I was able to jot down little notes to myself, and those notes were enough to remind me of the things I wanted to add to our discussion when the opportunities arose.
And, this past Sunday, one of the things we discussed was the clitoris.
I think it was Jay, and not Silent Bob, who once asked, "The female clitoris?"
Yes, that's the one.
Then we talked about dreams and other random stuff. It's all in the notes.
Between seeing both "clit" and "penetration" on that list, noticing "Red Wings" off to the side made me shudder.
I sincerely hope you were discussing the hockey team and not a sexual badge of honor.
posted by: NakedGirl | September 30, 2009 11:41 PM
We most certainly did not discuss hockey. Hockey sucks.
posted by: dave | September 30, 2009 11:45 PM
We also did not discuss anything honorable.
posted by: dave | September 30, 2009 11:47 PM
Ewwwwwwwww!!!
Do I even want to know to what "clown" might have been referring?
posted by: NakedGirl | September 30, 2009 11:55 PM
One of my recurring nightmares that I had when I was a kid involved a clown chasing me.
posted by: dave | September 30, 2009 11:59 PM
Oh, is that all? Phew. I feel better.
posted by: NakedGirl | October 1, 2009 12:02 AM