posted by dave on Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 9:10 AM in category daily

For like the last two weeks, I've kept my bedroom door closed. This is because when Buddy sees a pile of laundry he pees on it.

So my laundry piles have remained pee-free.

Then this morning I took a load out of the dryer, put it in the laundry basket, and took it to my room. I set the laundry basket on my bed to take the clothes out.

Buddy had peed on the floor of my laundry room, and it had gotten all over the bottom of the laundry basket, so I'd unwittingly transferred that pee to my bedspread.

So now today I have to go buy a new bedspread. One that's neither gay nor soaked in cat pee.


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Have you considered washing it? My washer is big enough for most comforters. Just a thought. XOXOXO

Yes, wash it. Then go buy a new cat.

If it makes you feel any better, I have to keep my bedroom door closed because my dog eats my underwear.

I've heard of several cases of dogs eating underwear. What strange creatures.

It's an expensive problem! Stupid dogs...

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