posted by dave on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 7:46 PM in category general

I forgot that I'm supposed to write something every day.

Today, I thought I'd ask the world two questions that have been bugging me.

Why is it that big fat hogs have to slowly walk down the middle of the hallway and block me from walking at a normal pace? Why can't they walk more off to the side?

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Don't try to pass off a quickie as a real post. Come on. Anyway, to answer your question (assuming it isn't "rhetorical") the answer is...about your person is the stench of the single man. They're hoping to bump into you! To test my hypothesis you could run right into the next big fat pig and begin to grope. The answer should be immediately apparant.

Interesting theory, but I'll let someone else test it out.

Maybe they ARE off to the side, but are so big that it appears they are in the middle. But, keep in mind, they may be genetically inclined towards obesity, much in the same way some people are more likely to be addicted to alcohol and tobacco.

Nope, they're exactly centered. I think maybe they think they're fatter than they are.

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