What would you do if you found out one of your friends likes your crush?
Murder them, of course.
Will the last person you kissed be the next person you kiss?
I doubt it, but I suppose it's possible.
Have you ever kissed an ex after you two have broken up?
I have. Sometimes it's meant that we were getting back together, but sometimes it's just been a friendly kiss.
Ever kept arguing even after you realized you were wrong?
I can't remember doing that. I don't think so. This also presupposes that I’ve been wrong.
If a girl kisses another girl are they a dirty hoe?
It depends on whether said girls are hot or not.
Why do you hate the person you hate the most?
Because he mistreated someone very important to me, and constantly made her blame herself for every problem between them.
When you say you don't care do you mean it?
When I say it, I mean it. It's just that sometimes I change my mind later, and start caring again.
When meeting someone new, are you afraid they won't like you?
Not really.
Has anyone ever told you they loved you and meant it?
Yes.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
I dated a girl 14 months older than me once. I'm not sure if that's enough of a difference to count.
Is heartbreak really as bad as people make it sound?
It's much worse than people make it sound, because mere words cannot describe it.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely. I didn't always believe in it, though. I think maybe it's one of those things that has to be experienced to be believed.
Do you regret anything that you've done in your past?
I'm old. Of course I've done things that I regret.
Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Unfortunately, you can. Love is a feeling, not an action.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I think it would be very cool.
Are you generally a happy person?
I'd have to say no. This has not been a good year for me.
Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
I couldn't care less. Except clove cigarettes make me really hungry.
Which would you rather choose truth or dare while playing "truth or dare"?
Truth, I think.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are a couple. I won't get to see either of them for a while, though, so I probably won’t smile for a while.
Have you kissed anybody in the last 5 days?
Nope.
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
I don't think so. I've emailed the wrong person several times, though.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
With the right person.
Will this Friday be a good one?
I have no idea.
Do you think age matters in relationships?
To some people it matters a lot. Not to me, though.
Have you ever lived with a girlfriend/ boyfriend?
Yes.
Are you stubborn?
I like to think that I am, but I cave a lot.
Did anything "cute" happen in the last week?
Not that I can think of.
Is there anybody you wish you could spend time with right now?
Yes, but I can’t, and that makes me sad.
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I have. That's one of those regrets you asked about earlier.
What's something you really regret saying to someone?
Usually the truth, when I say it too harshly or realize, too late, that they're not ready to accept it.
Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
None of your business.
Now for the "Have you ever's" ready?
As I'll ever be.
Fell asleep in the arms of the opposite sex?
Certainly.
Ever physically fought with a member of the opposite sex?
When I was a kid I was mean to my sister.
Ever walked in on your friends having sex?
Nope, came close though.
Ever sang to the person you liked?
Sure, like happy birthday and stuff like that.
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Friendly acquaintances, yes, but maybe not friends.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
Someone's couch.
What is/are your favorite color/s?
Like anyone cares.
Are you a shy person?
In a group I'm usually the quiet one. In one-on-one situations I'm not shy at all.
What are you excited for?
Going home.
Do you have memories that you want to forget?
Just a couple.
If you could cry right now, what would be the reason?
Same thing as always. Missing someone.
Are you happy?
You already asked this. And I already said that I wasn't. Get off my back.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
I continue to have hope, for some stupid reason. Stranger things have happened.
Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?
Not really. But I noticed that you don’t ask any. Maybe you’re afraid to ask sexual questions, huh?
Do you hate seeing happy couples?
They usually inspire me.
If you went to jail, who would bail you out?
I'd call my sisters, and if I couldn’t contact one of them I’d call HatGirl.
How tall are you?
Almost 5'9"
When was the last time you were actually happy?
Monday night I talked to LaptopGirl on the phone and wished her a happy birthday.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I doubt it. It would be cool, though. *hint hint*
How long does it take you in the morning to fix your hair?
About 10 seconds.
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
I did, before she died.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Apparently, when I was about 15. At least, I woke up on the bathroom floor. I have no idea how I got there.
Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Love one person but have the experience to make it work. (I liked this answer so I stole it from HatGirl.)
Have you ever wondered how they make lines in toothpaste?
I always assumed it was black magic.
Do you ever feel curious about how people see you?
Sure.
Have you ever broken a couple up?
There have been times when I probably didn't help matters much.
When is the next time you will kiss someone?
I have no idea.
Who was your crush in 5th grade?
This girl named Cathy.
What is your biggest fear about making a total commitment to someone?
Lopsidedness.
Have you ever suspected anyone cheating on you?
Yes. I was right.
Do you remember who you liked on New Years?
Of course.
What did you do this past New Year's?
LaptopGirl and I went to this dive in Corydon and met up with Tim and Wendy.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I sometimes worry about worrying too much. Does that answer your question?
Could things possibly get any better?
They absolutely could.
What should you be doing right now?
Petting my cats.
Have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?
Yes, after work last night.
Have you ever been in a situation where you had to be around your ex everyday?
Maybe kinda.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
A few. Some I've even caused. None really serious, though.
What are you listening to right now?
My keyboard.
If you could have something right now, what would it be?
I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.
Do you think if you died, that the last person you kissed would even care?
I think she'd be sad, but not devastated.
Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
Yes, StupidGirl called me last night.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with an S?
I'll have to think about that. I'm drawing a blank. Maybe not.
Do you have anything that belongs to an ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
I have one of Amy’s CDs. And some of SneakyGirl’s clothes I think.
You just took 15 shots of vodka, what are you doing?
Dying and/or vomiting, or at least wishing I were dying and/or vomiting.
Do you have a bestfriend of the opposite sex?
HatGirl! Yay!
Is there a difference between "I love you" and "I'm in love with you?"
There is. What weird timing on this question!
Have you ever turned to drinking or smoking to solve a problem?
Not to solve a problem, but to make it more bearable.
Do you believe in second chances?
I'll give a zillion chances to the right people.
Do you currently have a hickey?
Not that I know of.
Has anyone told you they don't wanna ever lose you?
Yes. I believed them.
Do you want to get married and have children one day?
I do, but I don't really see it happening.
Are you an alcoholic?
Contrary to some peoples' belief, I'm not.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
Not to my face.
Do you want to please everyone?
No, almost everyone sucks so I don’t care about pleasing them.
Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Yes. Two of them, in fact.
Do you like beer?
Duh. I'm a beer snob. That means I'll make fun of you if I catch you drinking swill.
When's the next time you will be getting piercings?
Right after hell freezes over.
Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now?
I'm almost certain of it. It’s the most logical explanation.
Would you consider yourself very flexible?
I'm open-minded enough to at least consider and try new things.
Are you the kind of person who has crazy mood swings?
I'm gonna say no.
How long is it until your birthday?
Three months.
How many baby showers have you been to?
None.
Where do you want to live?
I don't care. It’s not about the place, it’s about the people you’re with.
How many times a day do you crack your neck?
None. I crack my knuckles a lot, though.
Have you ever painted a room?
Does a hallway count?
What's better: cookie dough or brownie batter?
I wouldn't know, as I’ve never been a woman experiencing PMS.
What made you laugh the hardest today?
Haven't laughed today.
What's one thing you'd like to know about your future?
Have I been wasting my time?
Do you hate it when people play their music too loud?
I can't stand it.
Can you go a day without thinking about the person that's on your mind now?
I can't go more than 10 seconds without thinking about her.
Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
Sure have.
Are you a jealous person?
I suppose so.
Have you cried this week at all?
Me strong man. Me no cry.
Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone?
There are a couple of songs that I'd prefer not to hear.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes. *sniff*
Finish the sentence, school....
...was a long time ago.
Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Nope. *sniff*
Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
That's the plan.
